Things I learned in kindergarten

Things I learned in kindergarten

“Good morning, Church!” said no one ever when I was young. Church was a noun, as in ‘the building.’ It was where you went on Sunday. ‘The church is at the corner of 5th and Walnut.’ It was also an adjective, as in, you had a church wedding. You had a church...
True Fasting

True Fasting

Isaiah 58 “When people ask me stupid questions it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.” The people of Israel during the time of the prophet Isaiah were asking the Lord some pretty stupid questions.  If you heard that there was no such...
May I Have the Rings, Please?

May I Have the Rings, Please?

It’s such a touching sight, a little 4-year-old boy holding a white satin pillow with lace edging, with two bands of gold atop. He advances down the aisle in his suit and bowtie, bearing the serious demeanor of someone on a most important mission. Everyone smiling,...
How Much is That Degree in the Brochure?

How Much is That Degree in the Brochure?

As college tuitions continue to rise, (in the US) more and more parents, grandparents, and even close relatives, are choosing to open a college fund bank account for the children in their lives. (A very creative Vineyard pastor, with 7 children, kept a gumball...
All Who Are Thirsty

All Who Are Thirsty

Living in Alaska, we were driving to a famous ski resort and enroute tons of people had pulled over the side of the road. They had empty jugs and water bottles . The second time we decided we wanted in on whatever the hype was. There was this pvc pipe that extended...
The treasure hunt

The treasure hunt

Planning a surprise birthday party requires lots of planning, swearing guests to secrecy, a sizeable amount of subterfuge (little white lies for cover), arranging the venue, the food, the decorations, the timing, phew! When it comes off without a hitch, it is so...